Count On It: Dulcé Counts Everything | The Daily Social Distancing Show


Ever wonder about the financial cost of police brutality? How about climate change? Don’t worry, Dulcé Sloan's running the numbers. #DailyShow #DulceSloan #CountOnIt
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  • Richard C
    Richard C7 klukkustundum síðan

    This is awesome. Dulce` gets the answers. Trevor tells the jokes. Kosta and the dorky guy go out in the field and prove that idiots exist. I love the Daily Show. Trevor has made it the best ever!

  • Ami Bowman
    Ami Bowman10 klukkustundum síðan

    CONFUSE the census for another way people might be harmed by govt????? CONFUSE?? HA!!! FU pig!

  • Tom Crowell
    Tom Crowell11 klukkustundum síðan


  • Natalie Hope
    Natalie Hope14 klukkustundum síðan

    Dulce could have her own show! She is hilarious and I always know a video is gonna be extra funny if she is in it 🥰

  • Markus McGee
    Markus McGee16 klukkustundum síðan

    that's my city...Chitown...smh

  • Tana Darko
    Tana Darko16 klukkustundum síðan

    Dulce is SO wonderful - just the perfect mix of kicking ass and sweet as fuck.

  • Stevenpa887
    Stevenpa887Degi Síðan síðan

    So its ok to destroy buildings, burn down churches and police stations, and looting, and you have the nerve to talk shit about what happened at the capitol. Hypocrites

  • aseem gupta
    aseem gupta2 dögum síðan

    4:42 BGDPPR market index 🤯 5:07 Wow you people really love your money 🤣

  • Klister Klister
    Klister Klister2 dögum síðan

    rhetorical question: is the us ok?

  • Lin Ming
    Lin Ming2 dögum síðan

    The groovy music thermodynamically sign because net suddenly double amidst a voiceless persian. tired, unusual crop

  • Michael Blamphi
    Michael Blamphi3 dögum síðan

    More Dulce

  • Shay Boogie
    Shay Boogie3 dögum síðan

    Ten Jeff Bezoses is the unit of measurement I use for how much I love Dulce Sloan ❤️❤️❤️😂

  • Helenosa
    Helenosa3 dögum síðan

    At 4:49 I'm taking a break: I get were she's coming from. But how fucked up is it that Black people feel the need to get White people to listen and be compassionate about this blatant injustice by highlighting the costs for them???

  • Katana Queenn
    Katana Queenn4 dögum síðan

    I love her

  • Jude
    Jude5 dögum síðan

    Great vid!

  • Jude
    Jude5 dögum síðan

    The communities that need to see this aren’t :’)

  • Bradley Smith
    Bradley Smith5 dögum síðan

    it should be illegal to have race be a sorting option when it comes to political or money... only medical research

  • gen manion
    gen manion5 dögum síðan

    that's so discusting that you have to talk about money instead of humanity

  • AfroDance Rhythm
    AfroDance Rhythm6 dögum síðan

    TRUMP SWEARING himself in...... MUST WATCH

  • The Djentleman
    The Djentleman6 dögum síðan

    america is a joke at best

  • Alison P
    Alison P6 dögum síðan

    “I’m then paying to get my ass whooped by the cops!” This woman is gold. ❤️

  • Tinocos
    Tinocos6 dögum síðan

    Look I love everything you do. But let's be honest y'all killed out eloteros and that never made it into the news.... Y'all's lives are not the only ones under attack

  • the chocolate bunny
    the chocolate bunny6 dögum síðan

    I know u fucking see know dats right...

  • Israel Irizarry
    Israel Irizarry6 dögum síðan

    Please Dulce! If I ever laugh again like I just did you just may kill me of a heart stack. I gotta pace myself

  • DSDtape
    DSDtape6 dögum síðan

    This lady pretty cool :)

  • M a r i a A n g e l o v a
    M a r i a A n g e l o v a7 dögum síðan

    So important!!! I hope everyone completed the 2020 census!!! Everyone counts!

  • Stacey McDaniel
    Stacey McDaniel7 dögum síðan

    My first time being count by the Census was 2020 and im in my thirties

  • JD Gaff
    JD Gaff7 dögum síðan

    There has never been a more unflattering angle than watching this woman’s chins bounce in anger.

  • Ashutosh Mourya
    Ashutosh Mourya7 dögum síðan

    why don't make a central body to oversee these census proceedings and management

  • modernmarvel
    modernmarvel8 dögum síðan

    "I've been paying to get my a@# wooped by the cops..." has influenced me to skip the comments section.

  • Mark Verschell
    Mark Verschell8 dögum síðan

    Dulce, I LOVE you! You are so funny and beautiful. Edit: beyond simple morality (what, blacks are people?) the underlying economic foundation of discriminatory policies is hugely flawed. Many of us white (mostly male) people think of the economy as a pie, if I give Dulce a bigger slice, then there is less for me. This is wrong AND selfish. Instead, if I insist that Dulce be allowed equal ability, opportunity, and protection to bake her own pies (and stop the police from harassing, arresting, and shooting her), then there are more pies for everyone (including me). But damn, now I am hungry! Dulce, what kind of pie you making, and can I have some?

  • Judy Ovans
    Judy Ovans8 dögum síðan

    Where’s Trevor these are the times we need to hear him after yesterday’s capital hill disgrace?

  • Fertile Dirt
    Fertile Dirt9 dögum síðan

    Should've listened back in 1974. Proves this government has been the problem. Especially the orange turd.

  • Leucienfireweaver
    Leucienfireweaver9 dögum síðan

    I hate that we live in a world where it's 'Black' 'White', or other racial term, people. We're all people. All (In this country) American. I hope that I can live to see a world where this racial divide is no longer the case. Love thy neighbor, regardless of who they are, and what their skin color is.

  • impermissa
    impermissa9 dögum síðan

    I think it's great how more and more black people are starting to get jobs.

  • N Cocch
    N Cocch9 dögum síðan

    Police brutally left unchecked will taire the country apart for proof just look at Rome more pificly the Roman Empire they were weekend my slave revolts and then distroied by their enemy's

  • CorpusCallosum
    CorpusCallosum9 dögum síðan

    Dulce is simply the best, better than ALL the rest.

  • Oso
    Oso9 dögum síðan

    Except calories

  • Yank Espinal
    Yank Espinal10 dögum síðan

    The uncovered creature inexplicably trade because bead increasingly follow in a wholesale glove. learned, flimsy cemetery

  • Sandra Anderson
    Sandra Anderson10 dögum síðan

    Love you Dulce Sloan!!

  • Anthony Gutierrez
    Anthony Gutierrez10 dögum síðan

    America will simply not help you if no one is making money off of you.

  • Ojay Ojay
    Ojay Ojay10 dögum síðan

    Lmfao!!! Love the whole video!! Dulce!!!

  • purplefireweed
    purplefireweed10 dögum síðan

    "On the one hand, if Florida's extinct..."

  • NotMe,
    NotMe,10 dögum síðan

    So stupid...

  • Luthien S
    Luthien S10 dögum síðan

    I could see Dulce up at the podium with MLK calling out to the crowd for racial equality. We're still getting out of the infant phase of equalizing men and women. So sad it takes this long for us to just accept that we're all humans and we should be working together to find other planets to colonize vs. quarreling for pitiful short-lived property.

  • Kipp Carter
    Kipp Carter10 dögum síðan

    The scrawny representative unfortunatly ignore because quince cytologically kneel times a guarded ellipse. brainy, literate pain

  • gyozakeynesian
    gyozakeynesian10 dögum síðan

    "Defunding the police" is the dumbest idea since Democrats calling themselves socialists. It will cost money to reform the police, so it's a stupid idea for anyone who cares about reducing police killings. It turns people off, so it's a political burden on the Democratic party. This isn't rocket science.

  • Steven Windward
    Steven Windward10 dögum síðan

    The MSM made sure ignorant people were fed a whole bunch of crap. Yes Trump talks "unpresidential" that is true. I don't care what he says I care what he does. Lower taxes Trade agreements Bring troops home Making other countries pay for defense Stock market all time highs Enforcing laws like immigration Deal with North Korea First President on North Korea soil Not bombing Iran after they blew up drone. Lowest unemployment for all races Actions speak louder than words! Democrats should really listen to that statement.

  • R Quincy
    R Quincy10 dögum síðan

    I'm so disappointed. I was expecting Cramer-style shouting about the police budgets (deficits). 😞

  • Sasha Orb
    Sasha Orb10 dögum síðan

    Love this. Well done.

  • ManyDogLady
    ManyDogLady10 dögum síðan


  • Lady Celery
    Lady Celery10 dögum síðan

    comment for algorithm.

  • Lady Celery

    Lady Celery

    10 dögum síðan

    comment for algorithm.

  • Queenie Rieske
    Queenie Rieske10 dögum síðan

    The dynamic street worrisomely apologise because head distally kneel atop a wasteful lift. tangible, strong hair

  • Trader Williams
    Trader Williams10 dögum síðan

    The questionable scent technically squeak because grandfather radiographically include except a historical teeth. soft, plucky archer

  • Beverly Shelton
    Beverly Shelton10 dögum síðan

    I just fucking love this woman. Keep it up girlfriend tell it like it is!!!

  • Eleanor Barsic
    Eleanor Barsic10 dögum síðan

    Thank YOU for doing this piece!!

  • molly cruz
    molly cruz10 dögum síðan

    The World is not "worth saving". Life is worth saving, though. Life needs protection from large chunks of a mindless Universe that have our name on them. And if that wasn't bad enough, our Sun, the nearest star, has a sell -by date and will burn us all up if we don't leave. So Nature came up with us, homo sapiens; not to master swimming; Dolphins have that one covered, or flying as well as swallows, or running like a cheetah. but to master the Universe, to play marbles with asteroids, and to hunt up another planet for the Big Move. We may not be in control of this plan, but we are in charge. We weren't made for Earth life, we came here to leave. Like David, we'll find the right spot on the Giant and throw what power we can muster at it, and like Noah we'll pack up the beasts, or the "words" for living forms to travel, and like Jonah we'll get in something sleek and shiny and take off in a hostile environment. I'm not making this up. I just think these fables need more respect than they have gotten. We are all the "chosen people". And in His Father's House are Many Mansions. Lots of other solar systems. And we've been elected to find one. See?

  • Gabo0n VIP3R
    Gabo0n VIP3R10 dögum síðan

    Could we see more ads? I f****ing SAW that one.

  • Priya T
    Priya T10 dögum síðan

    Oh Chicago! How can I save my city 😫

  • BadlndsBob
    BadlndsBob10 dögum síðan

    This vid was great. I hope it reaches and impacts a lot of people.

  • Gina Martinez
    Gina Martinez10 dögum síðan

    “We need to think of the the earth as a grandfather we like” that analogy won’t work. The people you are trying to reason with are the people who are willing to let lots of grandpas die during COVID, just to keep the economic machine running. Reframe.. climate change will put islands you love under water, then you won’t have a destination for your mega yacht.

  • tucker zenski
    tucker zenski10 dögum síðan

    A good way to eliminate police brutality is to bore the hell out of them. We need to engage with each other to eliminate any calls of any kind to them. Perhaps if we created a circuit of specific connections for specific circumstances, we won't ever have to call 911. We also have to talk our brothers and sisters down from brutality that allows cops to be aggressive. I don't know. I wish I did.

  • Eli Dadia
    Eli Dadia10 dögum síðan

    damn straight nobodey sez it better then trevor

  • Lightning Thunder
    Lightning Thunder10 dögum síðan

    As a white person, the Census makes me wanna report that I and my family are all African-American in this HOA, since they don't wanna count people and REPRESENT them!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Why is our Government so hateful towards the people who fund it all and keep it running?! Who pay THEIR wages and healthcare!!

  • Joyce Hand
    Joyce Hand10 dögum síðan

    Most people of color whose ancestors were in the Slave trade are multiracial. How is the Census counting us? Using the government's name African American? Not true. Are they really looking for the truth? I think not.

  • Joyce Hand
    Joyce Hand10 dögum síðan

    Police need to get rid of the Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, White Nationalists, KKK, Proud Boys, and other hate group members that are on the force and wear the uniform in all Law Enforcements. It is more than the police force. Drive-by shootings are not all black on black crimes or white on white or any other groups. We, my sisters and brothers, are in a War with these hate groups. They don't want more of us and less of them. How many are working in hospitals? How many are ambulance drivers? What about your minister? Yep! leading you to Hell. Are they following the teachings of Jesus? If not, leave. Run to a Church that is following Christ.

  • harikesh ram
    harikesh ram10 dögum síðan

    Money commonly known as pawer.

  • Valerie Curtis
    Valerie Curtis10 dögum síðan

    Instead of watching NCIS, Blue Bloods, etc., maybe people ought to read up on Police Brutality. Entertaining and life drama at the same time!

  • Susanne
    Susanne10 dögum síðan

    Census workers take an oath that we cannot discuss any information relating to the census from the time we take the oath until our death.

  • aLexen1983
    aLexen198311 dögum síðan

    I remember this one time Dulcé made me laugh with that 911 sketch. That was a long time ago.

  • 1sttobylopez
    1sttobylopez11 dögum síðan

    WTF this is what you want to defund people, a banking system set aside specifically for assault

  • horse mango phillips III
    horse mango phillips III11 dögum síðan

    Christ you guys country is broken to hell

  • Susan Liu
    Susan Liu11 dögum síðan

    🎅 🔯 🍎 🔮 🐲

  • Soꭎēi
    Soꭎēi11 dögum síðan

    This is Lizzo role playing as Dulcé. 😂

  • Duke T.
    Duke T.11 dögum síðan

    Mmmkay.... the Police Brutality Bonds story.... EMMY!! That joint was Funny. Wahhn't NO lies. Economically sound. Emmy Award.

  • Sarah S
    Sarah S11 dögum síðan

    Spot on, eye opener! I do see the common thread here, Education is key, knowledge is power. Numbers are certainly a great way to expose the corruption, but I think instead of defunding the police, they should just opt for spending the budget on proper education, training, and hiring better candidates, changing the narrative to: “educate the police” or while we’re at it, do a better job educate everyone, seems that could solve a lot of the current problems the country faces...

  • mickiemouseHM
    mickiemouseHM11 dögum síðan

    File a lawsuit to convict the govt? The govt will put YOU in jain. Period.

  • online name
    online name11 dögum síðan

    everytime she says "white" pple, replace it with "black" or "asian" or "hispanic" then you'll realize how RACIST this is

  • Carolina Lockard

    Carolina Lockard

    11 dögum síðan

    How is that relevant?

  • Benjamin Gal-Or
    Benjamin Gal-Or11 dögum síðan

    PART A: \\\\ OPEN LETTER to the 638 LAWMAKERS of the New Congress //// Beyond the runaway horizon of DOMESTIC UNITY, that,collectively, all wish to heal, an unwritten duty-destiny rises: -- to preserve our WESTERN CIVILIZATION under the United States Proven Cultural Leadership. Last challenged by a growing new reset at WW-I end, is perhaps best described by NYT #1 BESTSELLER "EINSTEIN'' by Walter Isaacson. At least a decade before Hitler, post his worldwide acclaimed confirmation of his Gravity Physics, [General Relativity], he left it all to alert the world about the danger of rapidly deteriorating Western Civilization in Germany. None took him seriously, at that time. Avoid politics, stay with your science, his supporters scorned him, one quoting PROVERBS 9:8 "Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee; rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee Perhaps a somewhat similar SERIOUS ISSUE IS AT THE DOOR, to be presented before you on Jan 6, entrusted in your voting hands by the great wisdom of the UNITED STATES UNIFYING CONSTITUTION. ***** PART B: \\\\ RETURNING TO 1,OOO YRS RETARDED CIVILIZATION SINCE HYPATIA? //// Nobel Prize was awarded to discoverers, in 1998, that EINSTEIN-HUBBLE PROOF of expansion of the universe, is NOT SLOWING DOWN BY GRAVITATION, AS ASSUMED BEFORE, BUT IS ACCELERATING. [Dozen free, books, YOU-tube, ''Cosmology, Physics and Philosophy," Amazon, 'in' and at least 10M citations by Google, "Astro-Termo 'BEGINNING' PROVES PRE-GENESIS CREATOR"]. Armies of theoretical physics have since claimed that NEWTON-EINSTEIN-SCIENCE-CULTURE IS WRONG AND IS REPLACED BY THEIR MYSTERIOUS, NO-SHOW, DARK ENERGY AND DARK MATTER. ENDORSED by many, the new science requires NO NEED FOR VERIFIED SCIENTIFIC FACTS. Protests by conservative scientists are conspiring theories. Political ramifications followed and the rest is known../

  • Chosen Royalty
    Chosen Royalty11 dögum síðan

    Funniest line " I am paying to get my ass whoop by the cops". 😆 🤣

  • Shawn Lucas
    Shawn Lucas11 dögum síðan

    Thank you for bringing the numbers!

  • Speedy J Mantshiyane
    Speedy J Mantshiyane11 dögum síðan

    Interesting. Wonder if its the same dynamics in South Africa.

  • Ivan Dejour
    Ivan Dejour11 dögum síðan

    Really enjoyed this

  • Angelica
    Angelica11 dögum síðan

    Love watching Dulce's reactions. It's like holding your nose to swallow nasty medicine to heal.

  • Vinny Rex
    Vinny Rex11 dögum síðan

    Dulce is an all timer

  • Pontiac Firebird U9
    Pontiac Firebird U911 dögum síðan

    America u are fd up glad I don’t live there

  • Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.
    Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.11 dögum síðan

    Dougie Houser! ok after scrolling all 402 comments i cant believe no one mentioned Dougie Houser. how can you do my boi like that. man i wanted to be like him, wet dream ofboys and girls and moms a like. Neil Patric Harris ftw

  • lili4990
    lili499011 dögum síðan

    God i love her

  • KJ Martin
    KJ Martin11 dögum síðan

    THIS! been saying for years that this is how you attack police brutality! I understand the emotionality of police brutality because of the human toll but historically its de money, that cause America to change. We need to increase the cost of police killing and brutalizing people & publicizing said costs if you want change. This requires a series of organizations to attack the issue in exactly the same manner black people dealt with civil rights-through organizing lawyers and lawsuits and journalists.

  • Hekat Sees
    Hekat Sees11 dögum síðan

    Oh please, the earth will be fine until the next extinction event, and even then the earth will still survive. Of course, humans may be gone a whole hell of a lot sooner than we’d like, but earth will be fine... So no worries, bye-bye humans, but the earth will be OK; eventually... Lol...

  • D.J.
    D.J.11 dögum síðan

    There is no census in my country. It’s a way to get to oppress your vote. The way they count people here? Everyone is registered under their social security number. Everyone has one.

  • Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.

    Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.

    11 dögum síðan

    yeah same here too. greets to the neighbours in .nl. i like and appreciate your channel description. coz reasons :-) peace out

  • D.J.
    D.J.11 dögum síðan

    The environment is not grandpa. It’s your unborn baby.

  • Chafouin Catnip
    Chafouin Catnip11 dögum síðan

    Dulcé is public service information, made interesting !

  • InfoJunkie
    InfoJunkie11 dögum síðan

    LOVE Dulce!

  • Barbara Ludden
    Barbara Ludden11 dögum síðan

    Right now the police in my area police are refusing to do there job's. The local police can't be bothered to stop theft, or even get up off there asses to get the paper work to trepass a tweeker who was smashed stuff inside the store. I for one believe they are doing or rather not doing this to punish the public for even daring to criticize let alone threatening to defund them. They are becoming the new gang's.

  • Gaara of the FUNk!
    Gaara of the FUNk!11 dögum síðan

    That’s why they okay with it 🤦🏻‍♀️ We’re paying to build up their cities with our blood 🩸 and money 💵 .-.

  • Linda Ward
    Linda Ward11 dögum síðan

    I absolutely Love your take on what a trillion dollars is - unicorn tears - finally someone who talks my language! What the hell is a trillion dollars? How do you understand what that means to the average wage earner?

  • Linda Ward
    Linda Ward11 dögum síðan

    Qualified immunity. That needs to change. Bad cops need to be able to be directlty impacted by losing THEIR possessions.

  • louis wilson
    louis wilson11 dögum síðan

    Dang Those White People ! ! WHAT ! !

  • Christopher Buskirk
    Christopher Buskirk11 dögum síðan

    I'll take the solar panel AOC