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Ever wonder about the financial cost of police brutality? How about climate change? Don’t worry, Dulcé Sloan's running the numbers. #DailyShow #DulceSloan #CountOnIt
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This is awesome. Dulce` gets the answers. Trevor tells the jokes. Kosta and the dorky guy go out in the field and prove that idiots exist. I love the Daily Show. Trevor has made it the best ever!
CONFUSE the census for another way people might be harmed by govt????? CONFUSE?? HA!!! FU pig!
#dulcë=sexy
Dulce could have her own show! She is hilarious and I always know a video is gonna be extra funny if she is in it 🥰
that's my city...Chitown...smh
Dulce is SO wonderful - just the perfect mix of kicking ass and sweet as fuck.
So its ok to destroy buildings, burn down churches and police stations, and looting, and you have the nerve to talk shit about what happened at the capitol. Hypocrites
4:42 BGDPPR market index 🤯 5:07 Wow you people really love your money 🤣
rhetorical question: is the us ok?
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More Dulce
Ten Jeff Bezoses is the unit of measurement I use for how much I love Dulce Sloan ❤️❤️❤️😂
At 4:49 I'm taking a break: I get were she's coming from. But how fucked up is it that Black people feel the need to get White people to listen and be compassionate about this blatant injustice by highlighting the costs for them???
I love her
Great vid!
The communities that need to see this aren’t :’)
it should be illegal to have race be a sorting option when it comes to political or money... only medical research
that's so discusting that you have to talk about money instead of humanity
TRUMP SWEARING himself in...... MUST WATCH issofts.info/video/v-deo/rnypzZ2OeNC105g
america is a joke at best
“I’m then paying to get my ass whooped by the cops!” This woman is gold. ❤️
Look I love everything you do. But let's be honest y'all killed out eloteros and that never made it into the news.... Y'all's lives are not the only ones under attack
I know u fucking see me....lol...i know dats right...
Please Dulce! If I ever laugh again like I just did you just may kill me of a heart stack. I gotta pace myself
This lady pretty cool :)
So important!!! I hope everyone completed the 2020 census!!! Everyone counts!
My first time being count by the Census was 2020 and im in my thirties
There has never been a more unflattering angle than watching this woman’s chins bounce in anger.
why don't make a central body to oversee these census proceedings and management
"I've been paying to get my a@# wooped by the cops..." has influenced me to skip the comments section.
Dulce, I LOVE you! You are so funny and beautiful. Edit: beyond simple morality (what, blacks are people?) the underlying economic foundation of discriminatory policies is hugely flawed. Many of us white (mostly male) people think of the economy as a pie, if I give Dulce a bigger slice, then there is less for me. This is wrong AND selfish. Instead, if I insist that Dulce be allowed equal ability, opportunity, and protection to bake her own pies (and stop the police from harassing, arresting, and shooting her), then there are more pies for everyone (including me). But damn, now I am hungry! Dulce, what kind of pie you making, and can I have some?
Where’s Trevor these are the times we need to hear him after yesterday’s capital hill disgrace?
Should've listened back in 1974. Proves this government has been the problem. Especially the orange turd.
I hate that we live in a world where it's 'Black' 'White', or other racial term, people. We're all people. All (In this country) American. I hope that I can live to see a world where this racial divide is no longer the case. Love thy neighbor, regardless of who they are, and what their skin color is.
I think it's great how more and more black people are starting to get jobs.
Police brutally left unchecked will taire the country apart for proof just look at Rome more pificly the Roman Empire they were weekend my slave revolts and then distroied by their enemy's
Dulce is simply the best, better than ALL the rest.
Except calories
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Love you Dulce Sloan!!
America will simply not help you if no one is making money off of you.
Lmfao!!! Love the whole video!! Dulce!!!
"On the one hand, if Florida's extinct..."
So stupid...
I could see Dulce up at the podium with MLK calling out to the crowd for racial equality. We're still getting out of the infant phase of equalizing men and women. So sad it takes this long for us to just accept that we're all humans and we should be working together to find other planets to colonize vs. quarreling for pitiful short-lived property.
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"Defunding the police" is the dumbest idea since Democrats calling themselves socialists. It will cost money to reform the police, so it's a stupid idea for anyone who cares about reducing police killings. It turns people off, so it's a political burden on the Democratic party. This isn't rocket science.
The MSM made sure ignorant people were fed a whole bunch of crap. Yes Trump talks "unpresidential" that is true. I don't care what he says I care what he does. Lower taxes Trade agreements Bring troops home Making other countries pay for defense Stock market all time highs Enforcing laws like immigration Deal with North Korea First President on North Korea soil Not bombing Iran after they blew up drone. Lowest unemployment for all races Actions speak louder than words! Democrats should really listen to that statement.
I'm so disappointed. I was expecting Cramer-style shouting about the police budgets (deficits). 😞
Love this. Well done.
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Lady Celery
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comment for algorithm.
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I just fucking love this woman. Keep it up girlfriend tell it like it is!!!
Thank YOU for doing this piece!!
The World is not "worth saving". Life is worth saving, though. Life needs protection from large chunks of a mindless Universe that have our name on them. And if that wasn't bad enough, our Sun, the nearest star, has a sell -by date and will burn us all up if we don't leave. So Nature came up with us, homo sapiens; not to master swimming; Dolphins have that one covered, or flying as well as swallows, or running like a cheetah. but to master the Universe, to play marbles with asteroids, and to hunt up another planet for the Big Move. We may not be in control of this plan, but we are in charge. We weren't made for Earth life, we came here to leave. Like David, we'll find the right spot on the Giant and throw what power we can muster at it, and like Noah we'll pack up the beasts, or the "words" for living forms to travel, and like Jonah we'll get in something sleek and shiny and take off in a hostile environment. I'm not making this up. I just think these fables need more respect than they have gotten. We are all the "chosen people". And in His Father's House are Many Mansions. Lots of other solar systems. And we've been elected to find one. See?
Could we see more ads? I f****ing SAW that one.
Oh Chicago! How can I save my city 😫
This vid was great. I hope it reaches and impacts a lot of people.
“We need to think of the the earth as a grandfather we like” that analogy won’t work. The people you are trying to reason with are the people who are willing to let lots of grandpas die during COVID, just to keep the economic machine running. Reframe.. climate change will put islands you love under water, then you won’t have a destination for your mega yacht.
A good way to eliminate police brutality is to bore the hell out of them. We need to engage with each other to eliminate any calls of any kind to them. Perhaps if we created a circuit of specific connections for specific circumstances, we won't ever have to call 911. We also have to talk our brothers and sisters down from brutality that allows cops to be aggressive. I don't know. I wish I did.
damn straight nobodey sez it better then trevor
As a white person, the Census makes me wanna report that I and my family are all African-American in this HOA, since they don't wanna count people and REPRESENT them!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Why is our Government so hateful towards the people who fund it all and keep it running?! Who pay THEIR wages and healthcare!!
Most people of color whose ancestors were in the Slave trade are multiracial. How is the Census counting us? Using the government's name African American? Not true. Are they really looking for the truth? I think not.
Police need to get rid of the Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, White Nationalists, KKK, Proud Boys, and other hate group members that are on the force and wear the uniform in all Law Enforcements. It is more than the police force. Drive-by shootings are not all black on black crimes or white on white or any other groups. We, my sisters and brothers, are in a War with these hate groups. They don't want more of us and less of them. How many are working in hospitals? How many are ambulance drivers? What about your minister? Yep! leading you to Hell. Are they following the teachings of Jesus? If not, leave. Run to a Church that is following Christ.
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Instead of watching NCIS, Blue Bloods, etc., maybe people ought to read up on Police Brutality. Entertaining and life drama at the same time!
Census workers take an oath that we cannot discuss any information relating to the census from the time we take the oath until our death.
I remember this one time Dulcé made me laugh with that 911 sketch. That was a long time ago.
WTF this is what you want to defund people, a banking system set aside specifically for assault
Christ you guys country is broken to hell
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This is Lizzo role playing as Dulcé. 😂
Mmmkay.... the Police Brutality Bonds story.... EMMY!! That joint was Funny. Wahhn't NO lies. Economically sound. Emmy Award.
Spot on, eye opener! I do see the common thread here, Education is key, knowledge is power. Numbers are certainly a great way to expose the corruption, but I think instead of defunding the police, they should just opt for spending the budget on proper education, training, and hiring better candidates, changing the narrative to: “educate the police” or while we’re at it, do a better job educate everyone, seems that could solve a lot of the current problems the country faces...
File a lawsuit to convict the govt? The govt will put YOU in jain. Period.
everytime she says "white" pple, replace it with "black" or "asian" or "hispanic" then you'll realize how RACIST this is
Carolina Lockard
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How is that relevant?
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Funniest line " I am paying to get my ass whoop by the cops". 😆 🤣
Thank you for bringing the numbers!
Interesting. Wonder if its the same dynamics in South Africa.
Really enjoyed this
Love watching Dulce's reactions. It's like holding your nose to swallow nasty medicine to heal.
Dulce is an all timer
America u are fd up glad I don’t live there
Dougie Houser! ok after scrolling all 402 comments i cant believe no one mentioned Dougie Houser. how can you do my boi like that. man i wanted to be like him, wet dream ofboys and girls and moms a like. Neil Patric Harris ftw
God i love her
THIS! been saying for years that this is how you attack police brutality! I understand the emotionality of police brutality because of the human toll but historically its de money, that cause America to change. We need to increase the cost of police killing and brutalizing people & publicizing said costs if you want change. This requires a series of organizations to attack the issue in exactly the same manner black people dealt with civil rights-through organizing lawyers and lawsuits and journalists.
Oh please, the earth will be fine until the next extinction event, and even then the earth will still survive. Of course, humans may be gone a whole hell of a lot sooner than we’d like, but earth will be fine... So no worries, bye-bye humans, but the earth will be OK; eventually... Lol...
There is no census in my country. It’s a way to get to oppress your vote. The way they count people here? Everyone is registered under their social security number. Everyone has one.
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yeah same here too. greets to the neighbours in .nl. i like and appreciate your channel description. coz reasons :-) peace out
The environment is not grandpa. It’s your unborn baby.
Dulcé is public service information, made interesting !
LOVE Dulce!
Right now the police in my area police are refusing to do there job's. The local police can't be bothered to stop theft, or even get up off there asses to get the paper work to trepass a tweeker who was smashed stuff inside the store. I for one believe they are doing or rather not doing this to punish the public for even daring to criticize let alone threatening to defund them. They are becoming the new gang's.
That’s why they okay with it 🤦🏻♀️ We’re paying to build up their cities with our blood 🩸 and money 💵 .-.
I absolutely Love your take on what a trillion dollars is - unicorn tears - finally someone who talks my language! What the hell is a trillion dollars? How do you understand what that means to the average wage earner?
Qualified immunity. That needs to change. Bad cops need to be able to be directlty impacted by losing THEIR possessions.
Dang Those White People ! ! WHAT ! !
I'll take the solar panel AOC