Smart Poop: Using Number 2 to Track COVID-19 | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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“We know that waste contains a rich source of information on our health and wellbeing… but every day we’re flushing this information down the toilet." Michael Kosta talks to a biotech expert about how data from our poop could help fight COVID. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Coronavirus
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  • AbyssGnasher
    AbyssGnasher2 dögum síðan

    Michael isn't even funny...

  • J. Skellington
    J. Skellington14 dögum síðan

    Everyone in my neighborhood has septic tanks. 😯

  • beach side
    beach side16 dögum síðan

    This shit has to stop !!!

  • Jo B
    Jo B17 dögum síðan

    I’m LOLOLOL- cuz I’m a lady

  • lamindy
    lamindy17 dögum síðan

    Are these the types of topics that we have to look forward to now that Trump is behind us? Sigh.

  • Emily Belkowitz
    Emily Belkowitz18 dögum síðan

    My school’s planning to do this when we go back

  • Pippimann Terrortv
    Pippimann Terrortv18 dögum síðan

    i ment with words

  • Leah Newton
    Leah Newton19 dögum síðan

    Haha, XD, the guest has to hold onto her laugh, but her body trembled as she tried to hold it in. That's how funny this show can be! It's a poop-show! (Poop Joke Counter: 1️⃣💩)

  • parnell45jon paton34king
    parnell45jon paton34king19 dögum síðan

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  • Muhammad Lebowski
    Muhammad Lebowski19 dögum síðan

    The poop lady has a bookshelf with books and also a microwave right next to oven. Strange arrangement...

  • AJBL84
    AJBL8419 dögum síðan

    Who poops between cars? Nvm don’t answer that lol.

  • FastPacedCheese
    FastPacedCheese19 dögum síðan

    Ayo Kosta, you're from now on under the formal injonction delivered by the high instance of coolitude aka ME to from now on hide a poop joke in erry single one of your sketches //

  • ExstncDotCom
    ExstncDotCom19 dögum síðan

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  • Felix Baier
    Felix Baier19 dögum síðan

    1:52 at least we know how to control a virus

  • dodekaedius
    dodekaedius19 dögum síðan

    Reads title: "smart poop. Using number 2..." Checks thumbnail for the poopong guy on toilet seat 2..

  • Mahesh Yadav
    Mahesh Yadav19 dögum síðan

    Just let her science the shit out of this.

  • Tootsla 125
    Tootsla 12519 dögum síðan

    You leave your dog’s poop on the sidewalk????? Are you nuts? Where do you get off leaving your dog’s crap on a public sidewalk. That’s just wrong.

  • wizzzer1337
    wizzzer133720 dögum síðan

    this is why I am Colonel level 100 in Battlefield 3

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  • Desmond Hawkins
    Desmond Hawkins20 dögum síðan

    Funniest Daily Show interview I've seen for a while, it reminded me of Rob Corddry's airplane toilet reporting. Michael Kosta is the best correspondent on this show, by far.

  • ThE DuCk
    ThE DuCk20 dögum síðan

    This is a shitty conversation !

  • ATT
    ATT20 dögum síðan

    She could be a model.

  • The future is in our hands
    The future is in our hands20 dögum síðan

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  • M. Moolhuysen
    M. Moolhuysen20 dögum síðan

    Only that recently? We have started monitoring such measurements in The Netherlands since March 2020. Also, I could not resist to let out maniacal laughter when she said: "About two months ago, when the scope of the Corona virus outbreak became clear". Again really, only then?

  • Lionfrog 13
    Lionfrog 1320 dögum síðan

    Runs out of poop jokes Next line: can I opt out of that by shitting in a bucket?

  • Fiona Draco
    Fiona Draco20 dögum síðan

    #trevornoahfro Why has it gotten smaller?!

  • Levi and his Bae
    Levi and his Bae20 dögum síðan

    I'm German... what?? XD

  • Poop Poop
    Poop Poop20 dögum síðan

    Poooooop

  • Bess Smith
    Bess Smith20 dögum síðan

    💩

  • Mali R
    Mali R20 dögum síðan

    I like how he asks how does she know we all poop and pee everyday😂 I know people with digestive issues that as a matter of fact Do Not poop everyday. Sometimes for days!

  • Andrea Edgin Wynn
    Andrea Edgin Wynn20 dögum síðan

    Genius + humor = Awesomeness

  • Tra'C
    Tra'C20 dögum síðan

    I don't have time for this shit!

  • Kirtan Desai
    Kirtan Desai20 dögum síðan

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  • Galahm Milesius
    Galahm Milesius20 dögum síðan

    What's Next in the Future ? The POOP POLICE.....

  • James Paul

    James Paul

    20 dögum síðan

    lol South Park did it

  • Nyxeline
    Nyxeline20 dögum síðan

    I like trevor better

  • Aries Sanjaya
    Aries Sanjaya20 dögum síðan

    My breakfast!!

  • Paula Crichlow
    Paula Crichlow20 dögum síðan

    I thought there was only going to be three poop jokes... lol

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  • Melvin Fernandez
    Melvin Fernandez20 dögum síðan

    such an efficient use of youtube... just replay all your old stuff for new revenue!

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  • Alexcya Basilio
    Alexcya Basilio20 dögum síðan

    Lol this lady is way too formal for this interviewer.

  • Andres Yengle
    Andres Yengle20 dögum síðan

    me pooping while watching this

  • Immortal Sugimoto
    Immortal Sugimoto20 dögum síðan

    Everybody poops. Except for very anal retentive people that prefer to overthrow governments rather than, you know, *let things go*

  • herogravity
    herogravity20 dögum síðan

    Haha, Costa, you savage

  • Threbel
    Threbel20 dögum síðan

    In Europe this is actually a thing for a long period of time www.emcdda.europa.eu/topics/pods/waste-water-analysis_en

  • Panseshi
    Panseshi20 dögum síðan

    Everyone pees and poops everyday. Me who sometimes poop once in 2 weeks: 🥺👍

  • David Kempton
    David Kempton20 dögum síðan

    @3:55, she explains why this work is of major importance - real quantifiable data letting government know when the local infection rate is low enough to safely re-open.

  • Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh
    Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh20 dögum síðan

    The lady looks so nice, if I didn't know what she's doing, I assumed she has never even heard of poop.

  • Mads Horn

    Mads Horn

    14 dögum síðan

    @Nunya Bizness That is one possibility :-) But then why did you feel uncomfortable enough to comment? And if we don't go out on tangents how do we get out of bad old groves?

  • Nunya Bizness

    Nunya Bizness

    14 dögum síðan

    @Mads Horn" You may tell yourself that that was not your intention, but it is bleeding obvious to the rest of us what's going on" Nah, just you! Some things are just face value. You read way to much into this and just wanted to go on a tangent.

  • Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh

    Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh

    18 dögum síðan

    @Mads Horn I think it depended on the looks of the beard on that guy, and his manners. :-) Happy New Year.

  • Mads Horn

    Mads Horn

    19 dögum síðan

    @Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh I am not saying that you are a bad person :-) Just that there is a couple of dynamics still eluding you. You'd never have thought this about a bearded guy in the same field. Maybe use 2021 to figure out why :-) Happy new year :-)

  • Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh

    Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh

    19 dögum síðan

    @Mads Horn I would have said that if she was also a very nice-looking guy. It's not about her sexuality, it's about her looking charming, talking well, and being polite. And the comment was not THAT serious, you see.

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    maihon manuel20 dögum síðan

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  • maihon manuel
    maihon manuel20 dögum síðan

    issofts.info/video/v-deo/oWmi02qQmsO2t2k

  • Fauler Perfektionist
    Fauler Perfektionist20 dögum síðan

    Oh, Michael, these puns _stink._ Okay. I'll see myself out, now.

  • sean h

    sean h

    20 dögum síðan

    That joke had bad taste.

  • David Choi
    David Choi20 dögum síðan

    Adult Swim saw the future. Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim

  • Fauler Perfektionist
    Fauler Perfektionist20 dögum síðan

    "So Biobot is based on a very simple concept. Everybody pees and poops every day." "How do you know that?" You laugh, but when I first got to boot camp, the environment was such a shock that no one in our division took a dump for _three days._ Of course then we adapted, and took _one_ dump that made _up_ for it, so... 🤷

  • clint cole

    clint cole

    20 dögum síðan

    Truth

  • Aaron N
    Aaron N20 dögum síðan

    You get a high 5 for civic duty! 👏🏾🖐🏾

  • syodrome
    syodrome20 dögum síðan

    I am guessing this is a repost of an old segment. Aristotle University in Thessaloniki has been doing this since April so either this is old or ridiculously inaccurate.

  • zax2004

    zax2004

    20 dögum síðan

    It is an old segment reposted, yeah

  • Random ice lol LoL
    Random ice lol LoL20 dögum síðan

    Nooooo this too much lol and no hahahahahhahahahhaa ahahahahhaahahah ahahahah

  • Mind YourOwn
    Mind YourOwn20 dögum síðan

    Looking in the comments, and some of you are really thirsty to be talking about beautiful she supposedly is. She's average and okay but she certainly isn't the prettiest. This pandemic and quarantine has definitely got people thirsty. Besides if they interviewed her again it should be for whatever knowledge she has to share about their research and findings. Not for looks. The world we live in is getting sad.

  • Konan Honim
    Konan Honim20 dögum síðan

    In Europe, the sale méthode is applied to track cocaïne usage in Big cities.

  • Edward Singer
    Edward Singer20 dögum síðan

    this is the most genius covid-related scientific development i have heard of so far

  • First Name Last Name
    First Name Last Name20 dögum síðan

    Sooooo... i'm not the only one imaging exactly what it would look like for her to poop, right?

  • Brave Soul
    Brave Soul20 dögum síðan

    That's alot of shit to analyze. I'll bet BioBot workers feel pooped out...I'll show myself out.

  • avery neal
    avery neal20 dögum síðan

    Monitoring and tracking my poop! I wonder what Q would say about this?

  • TWSTF 8
    TWSTF 820 dögum síðan

    She totally had to struggle to resist laughing at a couple of those juvenile jokes lol 😂 (She was STRAINING to HOLD IT IN lol get it? c'mon, GET IT?!?) 💩

  • GRATE MUSIC
    GRATE MUSIC20 dögum síðan

    That's how i know it's all BS

  • Roxas Yoshi'mari
    Roxas Yoshi'mari20 dögum síðan

    I'm literally taking a dump watching this.

  • Samuel Aganbi

    Samuel Aganbi

    14 dögum síðan

    Doing your civic duty👍

  • Vice Goodn

    Vice Goodn

    19 dögum síðan

    Pooping for science

  • AJBL84

    AJBL84

    19 dögum síðan

    Hoping not between cars

  • Nebbo
    Nebbo20 dögum síðan

    issofts.info/video/v-deo/qZGjuKh5pdGQ23I

  • decide2think
    decide2think20 dögum síðan

    Newsha... smart and beautiful!

  • Tuti Fruti
    Tuti Fruti20 dögum síðan

    Spanish, Italian, Brazilian poop shows traces of COVID19 as early as March 2019. So, I'm renaming it to COVID18 at least, or COVID17 even 16. .Easily.

  • merian Dimond
    merian Dimond20 dögum síðan

    🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous20 dögum síðan

    Hi everyone! I hope you have a nice day and stay safe! God bless you! :D

  • drako_ bunny
    drako_ bunny20 dögum síðan

    She’s so beautiful 🥲 can we get a follow up interview?

  • Mind YourOwn

    Mind YourOwn

    20 dögum síðan

    No. 😂

  • Joseph McNair
    Joseph McNair20 dögum síðan

    Yup. Sewage analysis. Sounds great. Until your employer can purchase the test results from your house. Or more realistically & tragically, your health insurance company. In ten years if there's too much meat or Cheetos in your diet. "We can't tie that back to an individual person." Yet. Welcome to the future unless YOU do something to change it.

  • UserOfTheNames
    UserOfTheNames20 dögum síðan

    POOP DOOKIE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SAY AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POOP POOP 🤣🤣🤣 PEE POOPS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • IGNANT4LIFE
    IGNANT4LIFE20 dögum síðan

    my civic "dooty"

  • Kostas
    Kostas20 dögum síðan

    we use this method in Greece because goverment doesnt test the population and the numbers that produced fro this is sooo off the real numbers! its a haux method .... so the lady that calls that an american company used this for first time is false. this type reasearch is being contact by greek public universities for ages with disclamer that those number cant be used as a method to check the population!!!!! fact check fact check fact check noah...... dont become like the rest american shows...

  • Mark Price
    Mark Price20 dögum síðan

    You cannot have my poop! - Dalinar

  • Omotayo Satuyi
    Omotayo Satuyi20 dögum síðan

    Wow finding Covid in poop man 2020 really is a crazy year

  • trever
    trever20 dögum síðan

    Thank you for bringing *dookie* back into my vocabulary.

  • label Mail
    label Mail20 dögum síðan

    that is standard procedure in Austria and Germany so they know how many current Covid infected people are in a given area.

  • Nicole Dambacher

    Nicole Dambacher

    20 dögum síðan

    It is? Didn't know that...

  • Jimmy Joedailey
    Jimmy Joedailey20 dögum síðan

    Sounds like a reason for someone to get there fetish on.💩💩

  • Heather Valentin
    Heather Valentin20 dögum síðan

    Wakes up looking for creepy cult documentaries... Instead I’m watching this 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • TristeRobot
    TristeRobot20 dögum síðan

    Adult Swim already came up with the Smart Pipe in 2014 issofts.info/video/v-deo/e3ye0ICvorvKpII

  • bread
    bread20 dögum síðan

    I read the title and I said The future is wired

  • D Legionnaire
    D Legionnaire20 dögum síðan

    THE MERCENARY 2020 BEST AND MOST BRUTAL ACTION MOVIE THIS YEAR NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME .........

  • Thomas Keenan
    Thomas Keenan20 dögum síðan

    Or rapid home testing. Blood, spit or poo. Once a year I prep 2 stool samples for testing for health exam. But if this helps shit yeah.

  • Caroline Mennessier
    Caroline Mennessier20 dögum síðan

    The firefighters in France at Marseille are doing the same thing with samples of poop analysis, they are working with IHU and the professor Didier Raoult.

  • tHaT vEgAn cHiCk
    tHaT vEgAn cHiCk20 dögum síðan

    “What’s great about sewage is...” A phrase I never thought I’d hear. 😄

  • ESTHER_ON_ORGANICS
    ESTHER_ON_ORGANICS20 dögum síðan

    Difficult to clean outta wedding tuxedo 🤵‍♂️? This got me Lol-ing 😂 😆

  • Eugene A
    Eugene A20 dögum síðan

    I bet some people are now reconsidering eating the booty like a bag of groceries lol 🤣

  • David Kempton

    David Kempton

    20 dögum síðan

    ??? You think they didn't know what's in there?

  • Random Name

    Random Name

    20 dögum síðan

    Gross lol. What are these people thinking... "mmmm, gonna eat me some asshole!" Like wtf seriously.

  • MLG GAMER
    MLG GAMER20 dögum síðan

    He still did more poop jokes than he wanted to LOL Tbh I would too so same boat right?

  • riel nholt Lon
    riel nholt Lon20 dögum síðan

    Need lovely 😍💋 💝💖❤️

  • باحث عن الحقيقة
    باحث عن الحقيقة20 dögum síðan

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  • Wabi Sabi
    Wabi Sabi20 dögum síðan

    😁😂✌

  • AL Johnson
    AL Johnson20 dögum síðan

    Out of all that civic-doody got me.😂

  • DreamDemonify
    DreamDemonify20 dögum síðan

    Having a cigarette while taking a poop is one of the best experiences in life. Trust Michael, he knows his shit.

  • Christopher Strong

    Christopher Strong

    20 dögum síðan

    You've entered taken a dump while rolling ecstasy.

  • Rebecca Freeman
    Rebecca Freeman20 dögum síðan

    Been saying this for a min, thats whats up...

  • Xavier Abii
    Xavier Abii20 dögum síðan

    This is by far the crappiest research I've ever seen in my life.

  • ulysess oliveras

    ulysess oliveras

    20 dögum síðan

    @Xavier Abii you sure do know it but is crappy 😆

  • bread

    bread

    20 dögum síðan

    @Xavier Abii AYYYY 🤣

  • Xavier Abii

    Xavier Abii

    20 dögum síðan

    @ulysess oliveras You could say I know my sh*t

  • ulysess oliveras

    ulysess oliveras

    20 dögum síðan

    I see what you did there 😊

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