What the Hell Happened This Week? - Week of 12/7/2020 | The Daily Social Distancing Show
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What the hell happened this week? Rudy Giuliani gets COVID and farts on camera, SCOTUS rejects Trump’s election lawsuit, and Trump gives out pardons like Christmas cards. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah
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The big problem with this means he's been infectious during several public event and hearing he attended. remember, masks reduce your likelihood of infecting others, so his refusal to wear a mask means he had no problems with the chance he could make others sick or die from Covid.😷
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🤣😂🤣😂this guy onketsang
Try to go to Europe and not to wear a mask. We even have a curfew In Czech Republic, you can only walk a dog between 10 pm and 5 am and only within 500 m from your house. The stores are closed and only food, medicine and grocery can be sold, no clothes, shoes, toys, electronics anything like that, only the essentials. And the masks are matter of course, if not you can pay a huge penalty.
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Explain how a sodden,week old coton mask which you keep in a pocket,beside your keys and loose change are effective,please?
Yeah this dose make me feel good about being in the us sounds like the rest of the world is getting brain washed into thinking covid is going to half the earths population witch I mean that’s goal in the end right?
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Trump is punishing the American people because we all didn't vote for him
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Dude in most European countries you get heavily finned for not wearing a mask ON the streets.
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Because how can you quantify a weekend when time doesn't exist in a linear structure..?
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There is no American Dream anymore. It's been bought by the wealthy people. The rest of us have no chance unless we get uncommonly lucky, or are left a large sum of money - and again, get uncommonly lucky if invested the right venture.
But these places give free masks?
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I dont believe he got the rona...what it is hes been havin way too many liquid lunches...n the more he talks hes digging the hole deeper...
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I go to like the vide like ten times while watching only to find out I already liked the video, I love you Trevor 😂😂😂
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“... they didn’t bother to interview a Single-(pppoott)-Witness!...”
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when rudy farted i can smell it oh god
Don’t bring India into this man. India is a great country.
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🤣🤣Oh so we bringing back the yo mama jokes🤣🤣🤣
You are hilarious!! Cry or laugh🤣🤣😊
SOoooo.... i guess the %99.9 ppl who saw Rudy rub his face w that nasty COVID-19 infested handkerchiefs rubbing it allows over his off mask31⁰⁰
How are you you a show? Seriously, you remind me of when I was in elementary school at recess. I'll give you a piece of chalk, draw whatever on the sidewalk.
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American dream? What american dream, we all live day to day; and paycheck to paycheck. There is nothing left to us, if you are younger than 50 years old; it seems that the system is stacked against us.
I LOVE that they make them do exercises.... Healthier in ALL ways
I love that she didn't take off her mask even though he kinda tried to pressure her...
1:27 not funny didn't laugh are you 6?
I should have known not to eat while a video is being played about Giuliani.
Trevor: 'I would rather staple a mask to my face than doing exercise in public' also Trevor: does push ups in a suit on national television.
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TRUMP: ITS FRAUD.......ITS VOTER FRAUD. BUT VOTE JANUARY FOR RUN OFF RACE. WTF? so your preaching voter fraud, but you want your base to turn out and vote in georgia. What a clown. LMFAO 😂😆😂 my opinion
Trevor I just love that fro. I would love to get my hands on your hair among other parts of you. (Sorry that's wrong though true) I would have your curls poppin.
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If I didn't have to stick to my "community guidelines" , fuck it.
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Addicted to scandals...yea pretty much! I mean, before you know it, we'll be back to trying to get upset about dijon mustard or some shit
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Not fun man - this man is breaking down! Time for therapy!
Trump reminds me of that one psych patient, as portrayed in the movies, that walks around all day telling stories, that never happened, to all of the patients
Why does Rudy, look as he is ready for an open casket at any moment? He looks like he has already been embalmed, had his make up done and is already dressed. He his just waiting on the ⚰ so he can lie down
The bible doesn't say that the root of all evil is money, so Trevor Noah... you just keep enjoying your plentiful & CLEAN-money lifestyle. HOWEVER!... KELLY L.. The bible DOES say that the LOVE of money is the root of evil. I know you comprehend the BIG difference.
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THIS MAN IS SO FINE, AND SO HILARIOUS. I LOVE WATCHING THIS YOUNGMAN!!!! HE IS SO REAL!!!! (IM LMAO)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱😱😱🤪🤪🤪🤪🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤪🤪🤪🤪
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I'm mentally and emotionally exhausted from the last 4 years of insanity. I'm ready to be bored. And I caught Covid 19 at Thanksgiving, and it's gonna be a struggle to recover.
this happened www.zerohedge.com/political/michigan-judge-allows-release-forensic-report-fraud-allegations-dominion-voting-machines
Trevor, don't talk shit about baseball!!!!
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I feel disgusted with myself for sharing a love for cucumbers with trump 😔
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Love it love it. Guess what? Only stupidity believes mask don't help against covid.
So what about the program idiots that get coronavirus from wearing their mask all day that their daddy tells them to wear Trevor please answer
Y'all can't say nothin now. I've found evidence of voter fraud. This is probably 1M Trump ballots but just click on it. issofts.info/video/v-deo/mHlku6iMqNvVo4o
Uk begins distributing the vaccine, meanwhile a new strain of Corona was found in London that spreads faster and more aggressively.
It’s so weird without people laughing in the back round but I still love the show
Covid is a bad flu. Dr's have said we never needed to lock down. But of course the left controlled media blocked the info. But I have news for you, Viruses do not last year's the flu comes back every year and they have the flu shot before anyone has even had it . Many years ago I know for a fact nobody seemed to be getting flu shots and the media was told to play the numbers up so people would get the flu shot. Witch has mercury in it. FACT. So no I do not trust the FDA. Or the media. And This Covid-Flu was used to play Americans and you know it.
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Omfg I had no idea about the COVID-Flu sounds a lot like Covid-19 hm
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Trevor, do you ever think dang these morons are writing my jokes for me? Lol
Dudes doing a whole show out of his room and he's still just as interesting and etertaining. I need you to do movies bro. You just have such a likeable personality . you wouldnt even have to play anybody, just be yourself xD
Ha ha.. Tapering off from scandals is a good thing. I will see if he pardons the tiger king
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It happens with age. It will happen to most of us.
once they trespassed these clowns out the real fun begins.
All i can get is the jokes 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao yo mama joke at 1:25. That was great 😂
Yaaa ... I did it 🤣 from India
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"Look like you ****** a lawnmower" 😂 big lol
Covid law is terrorism. C19 is not real. 👹👹👹
Masks are a health hazard PDMJ.ORG
Hey man you got the Donald Trump's action during speeches in public....the hand gesture and lip-movement! LOVL....do it again!
can Americans handle the truth ? that's why the elite don't give them the truth cause they know they can't handle it.🤗🤗🤔
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Everyone knows Biden is chinas puppet. NO-one was at his rallies except the press. Kamala Harris was Raiding Doctors houses for Planned Parenthood, covering up of selling aborted baby parts.
19:23 OMG 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☠
the class about mask and covid is so fucking dope i love it